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Being the safest cars on earth, and upscale too, gives authority for us, to speed through 30 mph above the limit, turn to Whole Foods without a blinker, never stop, and pretend to drive over a person , scare them, but get stopped by our passenger detection system.

Suck it BMW. Respect mah Volvo authoritah!
-New S60 drives at 70 mph on WF parking lot-

Guy on street: Ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
Driver: RESPECT MAH VOLVO AUTHORITY!
by AntiochBucktownYay December 31, 2015
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