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Audio Entertainment

A term used to describe commercially produced garbage that can commonly be confused with music.
Listening to Nickelback, Britney Spears or Justin Bieber is not music, it's just audio entertainment.
by Mojo5000 September 2, 2013
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Audio Dyslexia

The scientific term for selective hearing men experience when engaging in conversation with the opposite sex.
Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's

Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"

Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"

Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"

Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
by Scorpian King March 1, 2011
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Audio Science

i don't like my kid so i named him Audio Science
by Bill Cosby 6969696 May 28, 2019
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Audio resolution

what is audio quality? its audio resolution
What is this audio resolution, did you record this with bandicam lol?
by verynicespritecan September 9, 2022
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audio sex

When a penis is put in your ear
by Dsasylum March 4, 2019
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Audio Slave

Driving recklessly, extremely fast and with no regards for any traffic laws what so ever. More points are awarded for more dangerous and technical maneuvers: passing on the shoulder, speed in excess of 120mph, and cutting across 3 or more lanes of traffic to make a gap.

Other forms: audio slavin, audio slaved, audio slavage
In reference to the Audio Slave music video "Show me how to live"
"Dude it only took me 15 minutes to get here."
"Weren't you like 30 minutes away?"
"Ya well I decided to Audio Slave it!"

or

"Dude I was audio slaving on my way here and passed like 4 cars on the shoulder doing 140mph!"
by Brian Wright January 16, 2008
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Platinum-Audio

Platinum-Audio PWNS All Coke!
Platinum-Audio PWNS And OWNS Cokemusic
by Nick July 11, 2004
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