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heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.
"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."
by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021
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Person attachment syndrome (PAS)

Type 1- When a person 1 becomes friends with person 2 and suddenly they become best friends and inseparable because the person 1 either needs something(drugs, Money, clout e.t.c.) or is desperate

Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)
Example of type 1:

Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!

Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)

Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!

Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)

You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome”
by CöölDüdë_ April 12, 2019
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Secure Attachment

Not Zach.
Wow, Zach does not have a secure attachment to his boss. He is always worried about how his boss feels about him and if he is getting enough love.
by notautumn September 15, 2022
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2013
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no attachments

#1 : Congrats mate you are in the friendzone
#2 : Dont be Clingy
#3 : Di ka mahal ng mahal mo in other words busted ka boi alam ko bigti na
PB : Please No attachments
Dude : (Kills Himself)
by Senpaii AlexIch August 22, 2017
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Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011
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