smashing atoms

Doing the impossible;triumph;conquer

Derek: "How did you manage to pull that all-nigher and get an A on that paper?"
Colin: "You know me. Smashing atoms."

by diggitydoggydog November 20, 2011

Atomic Meltdown

Any person in a "management" position who just freaking loses it and starts pounding on their desk and throwing anything within reach like staplers, phones, paperweight etc.

My boss is such a dumbshit that he totally botched up the sale and lost the customer account so he had an Atomic Meltdown and destroyed his office.

by Quilly Porcupine November 22, 2011

atomic reprise

A comedic technique in which the performer repeats a joke's punchline so many times as to render the joke irrelevant and absurd.

The atomic reprise was first used to great effect by Andy Kaufman, subsequently popularized by Mike Myers (Austin Powers) and Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy).

by zwd26 August 23, 2007

Atomic Doorbell

when you're having really really boring sex with a chick and, just to liven things up, you repeatedly finger her ass with short sharp strokes. not for her enjoyment, but for your own amusement

Tom: howda get on with Amy last night?
Steve: utter nightmare, she just lay there like a sack of potatoes, so i gave her the atomic doorbell!
Tom: good work

by Brother Wallace June 11, 2006

atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.

Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

Atomic Mushroom

The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.

my girl wouldn't finish me, so I stamped her with an atomic mushroom

by tims1416 September 18, 2009

atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

by masteroffire January 16, 2013