Someone who trolls the internet denouncing religion because he viewed a few videos on Youtube about evolution and religion. Typically 13-18 years old.
Youtube atheist: you're all retard for believing in god!! evolution disproved god!! LOL
Regular atheist: Evolution says nothing about God. Must be a youtube atheist.
Regular atheist: Evolution says nothing about God. Must be a youtube atheist.
by Johnathon Matthews December 6, 2012
Get the Youtube atheist mug.Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.
And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.
But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.
They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.
I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.
So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.
Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.
But please stop.
We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.
And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.
But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.
They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.
I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.
So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.
Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.
But please stop.
We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.
We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.
by AlixAutopsy December 21, 2008
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by Ani June 2, 2004
Get the atheists mug.An atheist who goes out of his or her way to argue about religion and treats all religious people with disrespect. This is a common phase which newly atheistic people go through. Those who remain Asshole Atheists after the fact may be generally antisocial or using atheism to compensate for a lack of other interesting traits.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Theist: You atheists are so obnoxious, Noah just bitched me out for saying "God bless you" when he sneezed.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
by the incredidouche September 10, 2010
Get the Asshole Atheist mug.The type of atheist who is offended by religious fundamentalists, whilst simultaneously displaying the exact traits he or she claims to find offensive in them (generally included, but not limited to, arrogance, bigotry, myopia, and a tendency towards circular logic, sanctimony, and melodrama.)
Radical atheists blame war, sexism, cancer, tornadoes, and George Lucas on religion, and, while vocally mocking personages held sacred by others, will attack blindly if Richard Dawkins is treated with anything other than blind and reverential worship. You can, indeed, not talk about 'The Dawk' without inciting a flame war, or as radical atheists call them "Crusades."
A common misconception is that all Raging Atheists tend to be high school/early college students who've just heard about Richard Dawkins for the first time. While this is a common specimen, just as many are middle-aged hipsters who, having been raised in a strictly religious household, began rebelling and ended up as the mirror (and equally annoying) image of their fundamentalist parents.
Rabid atheists roam the plains of Reddit and YouTube looking to take offense and clench their buttholes in self-righteous indignation. No one is certain of their exact numbers as individual pack members have been known to host a number of accounts; some of which they use to agree with themselves and some of which, posing as fundamentalists, they use to posit straw-man arguments.
Radical atheists blame war, sexism, cancer, tornadoes, and George Lucas on religion, and, while vocally mocking personages held sacred by others, will attack blindly if Richard Dawkins is treated with anything other than blind and reverential worship. You can, indeed, not talk about 'The Dawk' without inciting a flame war, or as radical atheists call them "Crusades."
A common misconception is that all Raging Atheists tend to be high school/early college students who've just heard about Richard Dawkins for the first time. While this is a common specimen, just as many are middle-aged hipsters who, having been raised in a strictly religious household, began rebelling and ended up as the mirror (and equally annoying) image of their fundamentalist parents.
Rabid atheists roam the plains of Reddit and YouTube looking to take offense and clench their buttholes in self-righteous indignation. No one is certain of their exact numbers as individual pack members have been known to host a number of accounts; some of which they use to agree with themselves and some of which, posing as fundamentalists, they use to posit straw-man arguments.
Some Raging Atheist named Pastafarian4Dawkinz just approached me on YouTube and asked if I wanted a PDF of The Blind Watchmaker.
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