When a person has abstained from sex too long and becomes bitchy. Derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. It can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding sex for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. It can also be applied to people who have been denied sexual intercourse for too long and develop a snarky attitude.
My girlfriend became adstangravated by the 4th day of her period, I hope it is over soon.
Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.
Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.
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ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm
Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.
2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
ˌAs-săn′jə-lĭz″əm
Definition of Assangelism
1. Deliberately swapping facts with emotions to avoid reflection.
2: Switching the focus of the accuser's point to the accuser's personal life to suppress the issue.
3: Cunning deflection with the intention of hiding an issue.
4: Fact chucking.
Assangelism
1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.
2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.
3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
1• Suddenly, breaking news of a war became the dominant issue, it suspiciously became an escape for the procured leader caught violating his own policies.
2• "The fact that the bomber's passport survived a fire that melted the steel girders baffles me ..." Said Karen. "Yeah but he left his Quran in a strip club". George quickly replied diverting the impossible event.
3. Although the bioweapon was evidently in her purse, the press cleverly used words to create distain towards Abdul's sexist comments of the past to support the greatest injustice in the history of law.
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