asspounding trance

Arena trance, commonly hammered by the likes of Tiesto. Can be made in fruity loops in about 5 minutes.

I had to leave the club because after 4 hours of asspounding trance I was beginning to question my masculinity

by Vexxed July 30, 2008

asspop

Someone who is extremely lazy and repulsive. Also, someone who has very poor hygiene and head lice. And a person that likes to administer enemas.

Ryan Klassen is an asspop. I don't know what his friends see in him.

by Ron Miller September 16, 2003

Assmode

A special mode in which you shake your ass like a Marlo Nay.

Wow, that girl is really in assmode.

by MKTJJ September 17, 2011

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy February 23, 2009

assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

by jakevt March 29, 2009

Asspoor

cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as ass.

Celene Dion's lyrics are asspoor!

I did asspoor on my math exam!

We played 18 holes of minigolf last night and I scored an 82. ASSPOOR!

by heltaskelta June 25, 2009

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003