Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."
Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.
Stan: Shit on my ass!
Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.
Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
Stan: Shit on my ass!
Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.
Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!
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Get the Shit On My Ass mug.The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.
Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.
Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere
Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!
Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.
Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere
Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!
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by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010
Get the Get medieval on your ass mug.Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
by bingo lingo August 29, 2010
Get the I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass mug.The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama.
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.
NBC Interview.
President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
Peter:really *chuckles*
Sammy: Watchu say about my momma
*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*
Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass
Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*
Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!
Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
by mannafromhell June 24, 2009
Get the go Obama on your ass mug."It's no skin off my nose not being your friend!" said Kelsey
"It's just a pimple on your ass then!" Rachel chuckled to herself.
Dude, that pimple on your ass is raunchy.
"It's just a pimple on your ass then!" Rachel chuckled to herself.
Dude, that pimple on your ass is raunchy.
by Sum&Aut July 17, 2006
Get the pimple on your ass mug.To perform a dunk in a one-on-one basketball confrontation (during either a two-person or team event).
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