Asswhoopery

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

by Praxist January 20, 2010

asswhoopinworthy

When someone does something so infuriating that breaking the law is the last thing on your mind.

My kid hit me in the face with a rock. This is so asswhoopinworthy!

by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016

jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.

Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022

asswhooping

To brutally maul/beat.

(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."

by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003

Double-duece asswhoopin'

A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.

Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided

The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!

-or-

I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

Asswhooping

To lose by 20 or more

Losing by 25, Andrew was giving an Asswhooping to Todd.

by Chocolatesyrup69 June 19, 2016

Asswhoop

To take a woman from the backside. Doggystyle.

Jamie and Ana are the type of girls that I want to asswhoop so bad that I almost bust a nut just by looking at them.

by ZaddyShango April 12, 2021