ASPEN

The prettiest little ski town in North America. Home to Buttermilk, Snowmass, Highlands and AJAX. The town where the rich and poor come to ski in the day and drink in the night.

up a mountain down a beer in aspen colorado

by osovogue July 10, 2005

Asperger's Syndrome

A mild form of autism, that only a selected special few of the population have. The biggest assets of this disorder are often characterized as the biggest curses.

Aspies have a hard time making friends in a world, mainly becuase their high IQ's, literal imagination, and superior adherence to company and school rules and respect for authority.

Tragically since Aspies are essentially just a more moral and intelligent version of NT's their social abnormalities make them "geeky" and "nerdy" and their non-understanding of social cues make them seem like assholes.

Living in a neurotypical world with NT's the majority of who would rather remain ignorant and alienating then seek to understand AS does not help, nor does it help to claim that you have AS to excuse your idiotic and asshole behaviour.

Asperger Syndrome is not the problem in our world. Ignorance is!

Jason has Asperger's Syndrome. He may be frank and honest, dress differently than others and obsess about horses and motorcycles, avoid eye contact and appear alone. He is secretlly a genius, who will discover a cure for cancer and create a new language by the year 2037

by Asperger's, disorder, September 30, 2011

Asperger's Syndrome

A terrible, debilitating social and psychological disorder. Symptoms tend to include high intelligence, saying what you mean, being straightforward and realizing that the majority of social interactions are bullshit. Contrary to popular belief, the disorder does not inhibit ability to have feelings or cause an inability to empathize or have friends. There is no cure for Asperger's syndrome, and sufferers are burdened by having to put up with people's patronizing small talk for their whole lives. People with Asperger's are actually the normal ones, it's just that most people are melodramatic morons who insist on overthinking everything and pretending that they're being subtle.

Neurotypical person 1:how are you feeling today?
Neurotypical person 2: Fine (trying to indicate that they feel like shit).
Asperger's Syndrome "sufferer": Fine (indicating that they feel fine WHICH IS WHY THEY FUCKING SAID FINE)

by Anonopoly May 27, 2015

aspen

an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys.

oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!

boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"
boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"
both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"

by awesome_sauce January 2, 2009

aspen

A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

by Chit May 26, 2007

Aspen

The most beautiful girl you will ever met. She is the girl you will fall in love with. She never will leave you and she always will be by your side. You can always trust in her.

She is such an Aspen

by 💯✨💯 February 1, 2016

Aspen

Aspen is a truly beautiful person who will always have your back when you need her she is one of the best friends a person could ask for. If you ever get the chance to befriend an Aspen do it, trust me you will not regret it.

Person A: Dude Aspen is such a great friend she helped me with that problem I've been having

Person B: Dude I know I love Aspen she is amazing!

by Lucy's Gurl February 8, 2019