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ascertion 

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).
I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!
ascertion by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

Levi Ackerman 

Daddy material.

Mr clean.
5'2 but it do not matter.
Loves to beat up angry teenagers.
Person 1: 'Did you see Levi today?'
Person 2: 'Yeah. He's hot asf'
Person 1: 'And super daddy material'

Levi Ackerman: Humanity's strongest soldier.
Levi Ackerman by leviscumbiscuit November 10, 2020

Asher Angel 

Asher Angel is known for his role as Billy Batson in DC's movie SHAZAM! in 2019 and for portraying Jonah Beck in the 2017 television series Andi Mack. Angel started his career as an actor in 2008, acting the role of Jessica Chastain in the movie Jolene. Now, apparently, he is dating Annie LeBlanc, their ship name being Ashannie
I totally ship Asher Angel & Annie LeBlanc over Annie & Hayden!
Asher Angel by MelonBed April 26, 2019
Asher? they are the most chaotic,funny,and dumbass person you will ever meet. end of story
asher? yeah they left and said something about "going fight whatever deity bound them to these mortal chains they call a body"
Asher by chaotic_dumbass October 21, 2020
A freaking amazing person. He is so fun to be around and is super popular. His u know what is the biggest you have ever seen and he is a sports god. Everything comes easy to him and is perfect boyfriend material. All around he is super duper hot and really straight.
Omg i have a huge crush on that guy Asher.

I know he is so hot.
Asher by Hubehvsjzvehvshz November 14, 2016

Levi Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.
"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"
Levi Ackerman by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017