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Abishai

Father of a gift. ~Hebrew name. One of king David's mighty men of valor.

A really cool guy who wouldn't let anyone mess with the people he loved and respected. He would kill you given the chance
And David said to Abishai, Destroy him not: for who can stretch forth his hand against the Lord's anointed, and be guiltless? (1 Samuel 26:9 KJV)
by Abishai March 19, 2014
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asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.
John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
by Puck You January 17, 2008
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Arisha

Sweet, funny, smart, amazingly perfect with a hot body & great personality. Its kind of like a female version of an Elijah
"Hey man look at that Arisha. She needs to be with an Elijah like me"
by rishalicious February 7, 2010
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alisha

An amazingly beautiful girl inside and out. She is never short of attracting the opposite sex, however is very selective with her choice of men she likes to date. Those ever lucky enough to partner her tend to place her on a pedestal. She is a great kisser and always leaves you wanting more. She is very confident within herself and you always know where you stand with her. She is an understanding and caring person who loves to have a good time.
by helloalabama February 3, 2010
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judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
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Abisha

She can be funny, crazy, and weird. Although she can be slow at times, she is intelligent. Abisha’s the kind of person people fall in love with. She's also confident, loving, amazing, caring, and outstanding. As her friends sometimes say she's lazy, they aren't lying. As her sense of style is fabulous, it can be sometimes simple. Although she may have been through alot, you can never tell behind her beautiful smile.
~ Don't you wish you had a Abisha💋💄💎👑✨🔥
As Abisha and her friend walked through the hall, they laughed like monkeys.
by Libra horoscopes April 13, 2020
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Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
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