Arbish

A made up language in which you say ARB in front of the first vowel in each syllable

Fluent Arbish Speaker: Arbi warbant tarbo gabro tarbo tarbacarbo barbell
Person who doesnt know arbish: What?!
Fluent Arbish Speaker: Thats i want to go to taco bell in arbish

by Cecely September 19, 2008

agism

The act of saying that one age deserves more rights than another age, used a lot by adults for some very strange reason. Agists are just as bad as sexists, if not even worse.

Agism that refers to older people (TV-Y for TV, ages 2-7 crossword puzzle, etc.) is alright though.

by Agist hater July 8, 2004

Argasm

Word used to describe the sensation you get when getting off on an argument.

Johnny: im telling ya im right!
Lorraine: oh u are so wrong,that is not.............
Johnny: what?......u ok?
Lorraine: wow........omg iv just had an Argasm!

by Jonny2 February 9, 2008

Ardis

Used to describe someone with the skills and patience for arduous research.

"I wish I were Ardis enough to trace the personal correspondence of the bricklayer who built the rock wall around Dudler's Inn."

by Ghost of the Archives February 2, 2010

arguist

One who argues for the sake of arguing or to gain something from said argument.

"Why do you have to fight me on everything, Bill?"
"I donno, Kyle."
"You sure can be an arguist sometimes!"

by Jacob De September 12, 2007

Arisa

A•ri•sa
-noun/f

1. Mother Asia; a single human being possessing the power and might of all of Asia. If you harm her in any way, Japan will be hit by a massive tsunami, engulfing Godzilla, Hello Kitty and Jackie Chan in a watery hell. She also smells suspiciously like wasabi and is insanely skilled at Dance Dance Revolution, but i think that has something to do with her being Asian.

2. Someone who thinks that they're the reincarnation of Chuck Norris

1. Guy: Arisa's super fly, i wish all girls were like her *swoons*
Girl *obviously jealous*: WHAT? *kicks Arisa in left testicle*
Arisa: *swears in Japanese* AHDASLKDEWJHLKFJQ:L
Guy: BITCH YOU JUST KILLED JACKIE CHAN! YOU MURDERED MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS *pimp slaps girl* NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO TOUCH HIS BULGING BICEPS *runs and sobs in corner*
Girl: *dazed* what the fuck just happened...
Arisa: konichiwa?

2. Arisa: BITCH, I'LL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU BACK TO SASKATCHEWAN!
Me: Arisa... you're not Chuck Norris, live with it *walks away shaking head in disapproval*
Arisa: MWAHAHAHAHA *takes off Asian mask, exposing the face of Chuck Norris* fooooolish mortal *evil smile crosses Chuck's chiseled jaw* Phase one is complete.

by Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde July 3, 2008

argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005