atemi

(atemi strikes) are fast strikes to key points of the body used in jujitsu (also know as pressure points).

The master performed a series of atemi strikes. Two to the temple and one to the solaplexus.

by Xoz April 28, 2005

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Attempted Suicide

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.

A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.

by Luvstruckbyjustin January 17, 2015

Artemis

A beautiful dark skinned girl with kinky hair and warm, dark eyes. She has a really loud, rich laugh and is extremely positive and makes terrible jokes, her laugh is usually better than the joke. Literally put the ass in sass, and is very motivated to do the things she loves. If something does not interest her, she will say fck it and really have 0 chill. Best person ever because she will never judge you negatively.

Girl: daaaamn she got that booty!!damn she's sassy asf
Boy: ikr that's Artemis;);)

by classy puta December 26, 2016

artem lobov

The god amongst men on earth, if you have witnessed the power of the russian hammer, then you have nothing to fear. Because you have been blessed!

How do you describe god, It's simple, its Artem Lobov. Artem Bless you all

by ArtemBless December 22, 2017

Attempt 77

The best run Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) had in Pokemon Emerald Kaizo, a difficult version of Pokemon Emerald.

Twitch viewer: This is the run!
Jan: That's what we said about Attempt 77...

by Tritonist June 9, 2021

Attempted a Seely

When you try to unalive yourself, but fail miserably.

Did you hear John Attempted a Seely last night? Thank God he's doing fine.

by Worddescriber December 16, 2021