retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

Adult Abortion

Procedure to remove someone from the face of the earth that is over the age of 18 that you know is unwanted, unproductive, a drain to natural resources or otherwise known as someone that you are pretty sure should not have been here in the first place.

She's such a useless crack head, somebody should really do an Adult Abortion on her.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

Abortion Clinic

When someone always swallows after BJ's.

Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.

by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018

cuban abortion

whan a women jumps off a stair case because she does not have enough money to get a regular abortion.

Girl "im pregnant"
guy"its ok we can do a cuban abortion ."

by tckeller50 November 29, 2017

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

failed abortion

lol me

ha failed abortion

by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020