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Yarn Balling

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.
I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.
by Ericfromtinder April 20, 2022
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Yarne

Yarne is a very comforting person. He has a very fun humor and will not judge u for doing something. You can chat with them for hours and they will always listen to you when you you’re not feeling so good.
He is such a Yarne

He is so amazing :D
by ur local bestie -M November 20, 2021
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yarn

person 1: Say Yes.
person 2: Yarn!
by MelissaJeanButler February 17, 2020
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Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011
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Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.
Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009
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Yarn

Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.
Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!
by ilysmyarnyyyyy November 22, 2021
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Yarn

Pirate Porn.

Yarr for pirate, Yarnnn For Pirate Porn.
oi mate, have you seen the latest yarn yet. I've heard it's got jack sparrow in it.
by TheUnknown123451 July 18, 2025
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