34 1/2

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 07, 2004

The Coogan 1-2

You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.

I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.

by coogan crew April 20, 2006

The Old 1-2

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.

I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.

by bread infection January 02, 2006

34 1/2

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

1/2 virgin

after seeing eachother naked, oral sex, genital contact, you are 1/2 virgin

Bill is 1/2 virgin cuz of what he and his gf did last night

by Philip Johnson May 04, 2006

2D & 1/2

When 3 dimensional graphics are created in 2D graphic programs. Usually, CGI and 3D graphics for film, television, and video games are created in programs like Lightwave and Maya, but 2D & 1/2 utilizes computer programs like Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, or Corel Draw to mimic them. Though graphics created in these programs can only be applied to two dimensional applications like magazines, photographs, or any other item with a flat, static surface because they not to truly contain any virtual depth.

Many of those trendy glass/gloss logos are 2D & 1/2 because they weren't created in 3D graphic programs.

by Marvin Scorscho March 27, 2008

9 1/2

9 1/2 Inch dick

That thing hurts, fucking 9 1/2 inch bastards.

by Kaid January 28, 2004