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Performance Amnesia

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
by YAWA April 13, 2019
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amnesiavictim

Someone who cannot remember anything.
Whether it is due to an actual condition...or just a pathetic selective memory.
Every time that we go out to eat...Timmy becomes the amnesiavictim when it comes down to paying and tipping.
by amnesiavictim September 18, 2011
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Annet

A beautiful ass women. She like the best person in the word I can't even.
That Annet chick is Annet
by cardenas2020 December 15, 2017
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Anetha

Anetha beautiful queen, she is very kind and caring. Really thoughtful and put others in front of her.
Hey Anetha!
by mayu8311 November 24, 2021
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shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
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adolescent amnesia

The condition that causes a teenager to repeatedly forget to perform tasks.
Suffering from a virulent case of adolescent amnesia, my daughter consistently forgot to to do her homework.
by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
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Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
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