ambidextrose

Da ability to pick up containers of corn-syrup from a shelf on either side of da supermarket-aisle.

If you consume significant amounts of unhealthful sugar-type substances over a long enough period of time, you will likely become so "ballooned out" on both sides dat you may even cease to be ambidextrose while shopping for yet more of your sickly-sweet baking ingredients!!

by QuacksO December 4, 2020

true ambidextrous

The best ambidextrous person you can be. They can use all four limbs equally, so if I felt like drawing with left hands and feet, writing with right hands at feet at same time, then I'm awesome.....

Benjamin Franklin was a true ambidextrous.

by true ambidextrous May 2, 2015

ambidextrious

To be able to use both hands, and or feet, both with the same agility, Stamina and otherwise skill.

The bizzle was jackin me with her left and right fingas... Dat trick twas Ambidectrious.

by TheLicensedPimp November 9, 2003

ambidextrous

ambidextrous means to be able to jack off with either hand.

I'm ambidextrous - I can jack off with either hand!

by eda-skip January 14, 2023

ambidextmous

being able to use the mouse with each hand with equal ease

Worker1: Why is your mouse on the left of your keyboard?
Worker2: I'm ambidextmous.

by npellow October 7, 2008

Amboed

To be under the influnce of Ambien,sleep aid.

They're all amboed out and talking nonsense.

by Jesep Hybloo April 13, 2009

Ambidextrodysplasic

Suffering from the condition where the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

Manager) I'm sorry sir your card has been declined
Customer) I didn't pay by card
Waitress) Here's your bill sir
Customer) I already paid in cash
Waitress 2) Here's your card sir, thank you, please come again
Customer) This is not my card, err....
Waitress 2) I think it is
Customer) Errr....
Manager) Are you ready to order now sir?
Waitress 3) Here's your fish sir, enjoy!
Customer) Ambidextrodysplasic bunch of cretins!

by The Celestial Architect June 7, 2014