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The Sole Proprietor of Alvin Man Condoms claims that has
never heard of anything along the lines of "Trojan Man"
woman: I think we need help...
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
man: we need help?
woman: ... in bed..
man: in bed?!?
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
Alvin Man: Hi, im alvin man, and im here to help
woman: to help?
Alvin Man: down there
Alvin Man: you see, I now come in a variety of flavours
Alvin Man: Like strawberry, or blueberry
Choir: ALVIN MAAAAAN
woman: oh alvin man!
by OpethWC August 18, 2006
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Get the alvira mug.A real badass, who killed 28 German, took 32 machine gun nests, and capturing a minium of 132 Germans(their were more). All by himself! He didn't have time to take cover, while being shot at! He was a real badass. Oh yea he was a pacifist.
This was in WWI.
This was in WWI.
Alvin York a real badass. He killed 28 Germans.
Dude 1: Rambo is badass
Dude 2; Rambo is a pussy compared to Alvin York.
Dude 1: Rambo is badass
Dude 2; Rambo is a pussy compared to Alvin York.
by Audie Murphy. July 24, 2009
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Girl: I miss you alvin
Alvin: Well, i miss me too
Dude, shut up Alvin! We wanna listen to the song not your shit voice man!
Alvin: Well, i miss me too
Dude, shut up Alvin! We wanna listen to the song not your shit voice man!
by AlvinAlsace April 29, 2016
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I had to do a doubletake on that girl she looked like a knockoff version of Snookie with a bad tan and a bump-it poof. She was nothin' but a snook-alike
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