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Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.
by Noedelkes June 16, 2019
mugGet the Nasty alpacamug.

Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits
This lama spit on me like alpaca
by Me.dudu June 14, 2022
mugGet the Alpacamug.

Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.
"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."
by Alakritous February 19, 2017
mugGet the Alpacamug.

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022
mugGet the Alpaca Blanketmug.

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.
Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
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Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children
Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas
by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025
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Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016
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