Skip to main content

Apocolyptic alpacas

A metal band formed in linthwaite made of two children
I'm in a band called apocolyptic alpacas
by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025
mugGet the Apocolyptic alpacasmug.

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.
"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012
mugGet the Alpaca Bitesmug.

Alpaca

A Somalian boy or man that has frizzy/curly hair like a alpaca
Look at that Somalian kid, he looks like a damn alpaca
by Chamena84 September 1, 2019
mugGet the Alpacamug.

alpaca punch

When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.
Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!
by Madew26 October 17, 2022
mugGet the alpaca punchmug.

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama
i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost
by llamaqueenrules November 30, 2019
mugGet the alpacamug.

Alpaca

A little prick amongst colossal arseholes.
Be more goat than alpaca.
by TazLondon October 28, 2025
mugGet the Alpacamug.

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
by QuacksO August 12, 2024
mugGet the Alpaca camera to the llama farm!mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email