allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.

Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!

by Kenthar November 27, 2003

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allovermyblondesouth

A lady gaga obsessed blog that's really funny in tinychat.

person one: emily (allovermyblondesouth) just banned me in tinychat!
person two: oh, that's normal.

by emily i see you September 1, 2011

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Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.

Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.

by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020

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The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

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Allocentric

Its how a British guy would say hello to another guy named centric.

Allocentric example.
British Guy: Allo Centric
Centric: Allo Allo, hows it goin chap?

by aberedecop December 16, 2008

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Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

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