Arms-Length Friend: a friend who's a really old friend, you've known for so long but is actually a low-key snake 'cause they do snakey ish. SO you can't get rid of them but you can't stay around them for too too long. Like they're definitely in the wedding party but, be careful cuz they may make a scene making it about them.
Scenerio 1
Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.
Scenario 2
Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.
Scenario 2
Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
by MYPseudoMY January 28, 2020
Get the ALFmug. by PupaPupa March 27, 2021
Get the ALF(S)mug. Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent
by Lee the YG January 14, 2024
Get the Little Alfmug. by elfviez November 7, 2020
Get the Lucky and alfmug. The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017
Get the alfing itmug. 1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣
Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
by StagKing236 April 11, 2024
Get the ALFmug. Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
by MayDayMeh October 12, 2017
Get the Alfmug.