Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.
by MayDayMeh October 07, 2017
The sweetest boy you will ever meet. He may be kinda shy at first, and he may intimidate you with how smart he sounds sometimes, but once you get in his circle of friends you’ll realize how lucky you are to be associated with him. Excellent partner. Great friend.
Person: Hey, guess what. Alf asked me out.
Friend: Oh my god oh my god ALF? Damn I’d never expect
Person: Me neither, but I’m so glad he did cause he’s amazing at being a good boyfriend.
Friend: I’m happy for you!
Friend: Oh my god oh my god ALF? Damn I’d never expect
Person: Me neither, but I’m so glad he did cause he’s amazing at being a good boyfriend.
Friend: I’m happy for you!
by littlemintbop October 14, 2018
Arms-Length Friend: a friend who's a really old friend, you've known for so long but is actually a low-key snake 'cause they do snakey ish. SO you can't get rid of them but you can't stay around them for too too long. Like they're definitely in the wedding party but, be careful cuz they may make a scene making it about them.
Scenerio 1
Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.
Scenario 2
Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
Adam- So did you ask Erica what she thinks of your new fit
Jadah- yee, she said it was A-mazing and I should go out tonight like this
Adam- it looks like trash still, she's an ALF don't believe her.
Jadah- ok thanks, good lookin out 'cause i thought so too.
Scenario 2
Jadah- why'd you show up so late?
Adam-oh I didn't know there was a specific time, Erica said it started anytime between 7or 8pm.
Jadah-I asked, she said she thought she told everyone it started at 7pm and forgot...buut...
Adam- yeah I know she does some snakey ish, she's such an ALF. Gotta take a break from her.
by MYPseudoMY January 29, 2020
1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣
Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .
Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .
by StagKing236 April 11, 2024
Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.
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