Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong

issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"

by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 24, 2010

ALEKSING It Up

The art of doing 15 or more ALEKS topics in 1 sitting.

I was ALEKSING it up last night. I finished 20 topics.

by DURAMAXLBZ May 06, 2021

Alek Theodore

Jolly, smart and very sweet guy that lights up the room.

I miss Alek Theodore so much!!

by MrYoso28 November 23, 2021

Alek C

He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.

Alek C is SOJ

by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019

Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this

“Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”

by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021

Alek

Someone who is a fatass; Alek is someone who would kill if someone ate his leftover.

"that guy is such an alek"

"yeah he eats like a fatty mcfatterson"

by Jane Wenderson November 23, 2023

Aleks

A man with a large and big bomboclat, all the time kind in the moment, mostly serbian.

Oh wow, Aleks Bidouski as a big cock

by Not-Ma December 13, 2023