Alone on the Water

An amazing fan fiction that will bring any and all Sherlock fandom members to tears.
Considered to be a right of passage for all members of the fandom and is written by the amazing madlori.

Nearly all Sherlock fandom members know of 'Alone on the Water' and those who do know of it have read it and have had their hearts broken by the truly-fucking-amazing-ness of it.

Mentions of 'Alone on the Water' almost always followed by 'forever crying'

Fan A: Oh my god have you read Alone on the Water?!
Fan B: Yeesss, I cried for ever after reading that. My tear ducts were all fucking dried up because of it.

by fuckyeahwholockian November 19, 2011

Alcohero

Someone who thinks that they are a real player after having a party and drinking alcohol. This Alcohero syndrome often occurs in prepubescent boys who had just experienced their first taste of alcohol, they also feel the need to brag on about it the next day - trying to seek enormous amounts of attention.

Alcohero Boy: 'Awh dude! You should have seen me last night drinking all that booze! I was totally wasted! I'm sooo cool!'

Other person: 'So how many beers did you have?'

Alcohero Boy: '...one.'

by Sprayframe September 28, 2010

Forever Alone

A term for someone who is having a significant amount of trouble finding their other half, and probably never will find it for as long as they live. Typically, the person is not the most attractive one around. They may also have social anxiety, which is almost (though not always) the main reason.

Despite often being used as a joke, being lonely is very real and should not be taken lightly. Loneliness can often severely damage a person's mental health; they may think that no one loves them or cares for them, and severe depression ensues. And if it's not addressed soon enough, the person may end it all.

If you know a forever alone person...give them a hug. Let them know that someone still cares for them, and that their special someone is somewhere out there.

If you ARE a forever alone person...understand that there's nothing wrong with you. Some people simply find that one person who just clicks in their heart quicker than others. Don't give up hope, because that person will appear someday.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2021

alone in a dark house

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game

Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

alchnee

to describe something or someone very weird who in the future are believed to come out of the closet (admit that they are a homosexual).

celeste: why is blake always staring at thomas in that way?
stephanie: he is very alchnee, have you not noticed that before?
katrina: i have noticed he was alchnee for the first time when he spanked mr.grimes in kindergarden.

by alfredo gonzalez the twenty seventh January 11, 2008

Home Aloneing

To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.

Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"

by sirdefenition April 6, 2017

Never leave well enough alone

When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.

I never leave well enough alone

by gullible little witch January 16, 2021