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trans-alaskan pipeline 

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
trans-alaskan pipeline by Se7en November 15, 2006

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline 

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.
Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

Double ended alaskan pipeline 

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore

Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

alaskin pipeline 

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass
alaskin pipeline by Benito mac October 2, 2007

Alaskian pipeline 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.
Alaskian pipeline by chamelion June 27, 2006