Noun
1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.
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The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011
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Chad: dud I just did the Alabama Whoopee on my girl last night and the sounds made my mom wake up.
Josh: damn bro that's crazy.
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"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
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man 2: Hey, look at that black guy over there!
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man 1: Ahh man, are you racist toward blacks?
man 2: Na man, im alaebri!
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