afrocentric

the concept that white Europeans would be living in caves, grunting to communicate and eating raw meat unless black Africans taught them a better way. The Greeks, Persians, Babylonians had no culture until they learned it from Africans. Many historical characters Europeans think were white were really black. Until invaded by Europeans or Arabs, all Africans were black, including the Egyptians and Carthaginians.

The Afrocentric culture taught the Europeans everything.

by mungo January 3, 2004

african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 10, 2003

African Grey

A good friend of mine is one. They are grey, pudgy and cuddly. My owner also talks to this bird sometimes and feeds her peanuts.

Nikki the African Grey likes to fly to the curtain.

by Rebal the Lorikeet April 27, 2006

Starving African Nigger

A Starving African Nigger (or SAN) is, obviously, an African man/woman that has been deprived of any food. These creatures tend to be skinny and black.
You usually see these things wandering around different parts of Africa. You'll also see a few of them sitting down on the sides of streets in bigger, richer countries.

"Ew, look at that disgusting Starving African Nigger"

by Starving African Nigger July 5, 2018

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

by Strachman January 17, 2010

African-American

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.

"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004