afterface

The face you make after you bust

I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust

by FurryFag June 5, 2016

After exams

The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.

A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"

B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."

C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"

D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."

by DesertFox138 April 30, 2010

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009

afterbang

After landing a sick skiing trick you ride away all steezy and relaxed. Some people think this makes them look extra talented.

damn K-rob just afterbanged the $h!t out of that double cork 1260!

by HOOD_RICH January 27, 2009

After Sex Glow

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".

Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.

by Chodious Maximus October 4, 2015

AfterDark

An account on a social network dedicated to the steamier or more controversial side of a better-known blogger/tweeter/poster. As opposed to one's public ("Daytime") accounts, AfterDark accounts are usually non-public, NSFW, and require a request to be added before these are visible. This keeps the content out of the boss' / public's / spouse's / lover's eye. The name alludes to what goes on outside of work, traditionally at night, such as sex or partying. Some AfterDark accounts include the words "AfterDark" in the username, while others use different or obscure names so that the true owner will not recognizable to strangers, but clear to anyone who knows him/her.

Some believe the name is also a reference to the After Dark screensaver, an early computer program of the same name introduced in 1989, that displayed moving images to prevent a static image from burning dark spots into the phospor of screen display tubes during idle times (nowadays, the term "screen saver" makes no sense for LED or LED-backlit displays).

His afterdark Twitter profile says "The private life of a certain spotted cat. Very NSFW. If you know who this is, and I know you, DM me and I'll add you."

by spottacus August 11, 2012