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false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males
"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
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Extraneous Seductive Advertisements

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.
The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".
by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011
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Advergame

Advergames represent the future of advertising. As TV advertising is dying and the Internet is overtaking, advergames are the future. Advergames consist of a funny or addictive game with a brand behind them, which users will want to send to their friends. Advergames are a sure, fast way of attracting thousands, if not millions, of users to your company/website.
Matmi.com are well known for their ground-breaking, award winning Advergames, such as Cow Curling and Funky Disco Zombies.
by www.matmi.com November 22, 2006
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Advert

Something that companies do to antagonize the shit out of people
Business:let's put an advert here
User:MOTHER FUCKER
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shameless advertising

Advertising a product because they have genuine interest in it rather than being some spambot or payed worker who doesn't actually give a shit.
Bob: Hey! This new program is great, I love it and you should download it.
Steve: spambot gtfo
Bob: I'm serious, I actually use it and it's not crap!
Steve: Holy shit, it wasn't crap! Thanks for the shameless advertising
by I'm Out Of Ideas March 30, 2010
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adverbify

Changing another part of speech into an adverb by using it to describe how, how much, or to what extent an adjective or noun conveys or contains a given characteristic.
My douchebag lawyer called this case "defensibly viable", thereby adverbifying a "defense" and being annoyingly redundant at the same time.
by iamthefury February 27, 2009
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Adversaphor

1: a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is uttered in sincerity, but critical analysis reveals the opposite is true. When encountered, readers or listeners who possess the strange ability to think for themselves often experience symptoms ranging from mild disbelief to severe cognitive discomfort.

2: A portmanteau derived from the Latin words “Adversus” for opposite, and “Affor” to speak.
Adversaphor Examples:

Creationist: “Evolution is the biggest lie ever told. If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”

Right-winger: “americans’s are unedukated and stupid, that’s why thy voted for obama.”

Christian: “You atheists are soooo ignorant. Where is your scientific evidence that god doesn’t exist?”

Aryan dude: “All niggers are totally racist.”
by TheThinkingAnimal April 27, 2013
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