Accuntant

A female accountant who is extremely irritable and difficult to work with.

Our accuntant is a real bitch to work with on the taxes.

by Those guys that plumb July 1, 2020

Downhill Accountability

Often present in Corporate America, Downhill Accountability is the blame game in conjunction with the idea that stuff rolls downhill. When something goes wrong, each tier of management blames their subordinates, who in turn blame their subordinates, until there is only one lonely peon at the bottom of the hill.

President: "Sales are down 8%"
Vice President: "The sales team needs to get their stuff together"
Sales Team Manager: "Our Administrative Assistant has failed to provide bid documents to account managers in a timely fashion."
Admin Assistant: "FML. The color printer is broken, we're out of binders, and they always wait till hours before their deadlines to submit their bid docs for assembly. I guess that's downhill accountability for you"

by New Fish February 13, 2010

accounting

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

by Spicy Margarita January 6, 2009

accountabilabuddy

A person who keeps you in check. In other words a friend who keeps you from fucking up. Similar to a sponsor

Originally from an episode of South Park called "Cartman sucks"

Dude you were supposed to be my accountabilabuddy instead you got drunk, bought 15 hookers, married 4 of them, and then had sex with a horse. Why didn't you bring me?

by Iceberg1031 June 4, 2007

Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.

Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.

by PMGen February 9, 2009

Accountabilibuddy

A friend of accountability. Someone you trust who is close enough to tell you that you are doing something wrong, but does so with gentleness, love and respect.

Me: Hey, Accountabilibuddy! We should try this!
You: No, we shouldn't and here's why.
Me: Okay. I trust your judgment.
You: Lets do this instead.
Me: Sounds good. Thanks for keeping me on the right track.
You: Anytime.

by Thessalonica January 15, 2011

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 15, 2010