PBR me ASAP

an exclamation said when one is running low on a beer and is in dire need of another. only said when drinking PBR. also used when needing a fill of a beer bong.

man 1: "dang, it looks like your pabst is gone"

man 2: "PBR me ASAP!"

by piggybanks January 18, 2011

asap rock

Quickly done and with purpose.

We need to link up ASAP rock. I’m trying to make moves.

by Thewhitestallion December 21, 2017

absacee

a dumb bitch who creates new words just cuz they sound cool

Don't talk to her. She's an absacee and will offend you using words you don't even know.

by bitchari May 18, 2021

Absar

Absar is a relatable, hot, funny individual who is always the one to make jokes to make his friends laugh. When absar is expected to do a task, he states he’s completed the task, but really he hasnt even started it. He is constantly cutting corners when coming to things to do his to-do list. He’s always the late one in the group, fuck knows what he’s doing to make himself late.

Friend: “Bro this party is wildin’ where you at?”
Absar: “Aha no way dude, i’m legit 2 mins away”
* 1 hour later *
Absar: “Ayt let’s get ready to go to this party”

by Illianah November 22, 2021

call back asap

A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.

mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!

by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015

Asap

As soon as possible :D

I wanna go home asap.

by Karii-98 November 18, 2011

absapositively

A combination of absolutely and positively. To create a more truthful word.

Person 1: "I think you're weird."
Person 2: "I absapositively think you're weird too."

by galenasmart March 1, 2010