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Assernine

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun
Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.
by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012
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cock asser

someone who gets slapped in the ass over and over again. There is no real sex involved that's why its lame.

Like being pistol wiped/spanked with a dick.
Don't be a stupid cock asser.
by Sippy Love July 21, 2009
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Aassem

extreme badass, someone who is irresistibly charming, handsome
(pronounced: awesome)
Man, that guy just skydived without a parachute, and survived. He's so Aassem!

Any guy who is Aassem gets ALL the ladies.
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Anton Aaserud

Anton is a hot guy it's a commen name but most og the Antons are hot and sexy i have a boyfriend named Anton he is good in bed and very sexy he has a dick of a horse and a ass like a mom
OMG! it's Anton Aaserud he is so hot
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Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.
Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.
by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014
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jack assery

Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk, acted inappropriate, pissed in public...the usual jack assery.
by The Dutch Rudder February 26, 2009
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assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass
Why don't you bend over and assertain me?
by JMmm June 8, 2005
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