Sal Financial

1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.

2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.

3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business

1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.

by Tag your It September 25, 2020

Sal's Dick

Non existent, See small cock

Corinne tried to suck sal's dick but she could not find it.

by Duped May 1, 2008

SAL'S DICK

A Sal's dick is a non-existant small penis or penis/vagina combination. Something that is so small and embarrassing that it can shame one for life and make one swear off all sexual relations.

Sal's Dick is quite embarrassing.

by sal viestale May 18, 2008

Sal Fisher

The hottest, cutest, sweetest, shortest man on earth. I don't give a fuck if he killed dozens of people because he's hot and he didn't have a choice.

Me: OMG IS THAT SAL FISHER!?!?!?!??🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Sal: uhh yeah who are you??

by skarxi September 10, 2021

dirty sal

A sexual act involving mustard and a tranny. Usually takes place in a massage parlor but you have to bring your own mustard.

Hey, what are you going to get a massage?

I'm going to get a dirty Sal. Could you please pass the Grey Poupon?

by Feisty M August 24, 2018

Sal Fisher

A blue haired bisexual non-binary mask wearing alternative kid who’s cursed and likes ghost hunting

“Sal Fisher is so fucking hot”

by Travisisgay October 6, 2021

Sal Kar

The Kingdom of Sal Kar is the small desert nation in the game Chrome Hounds, located in the southern region of the continent of Neroimus. The region they occupy has an abundant amount of underground resources, which has caught the eye of it's neighbors, Tarakia and Morskoj, and is why they are in the conflict which is taking place all across Neroimus. Sal Kar is backed by the Far East Union, which includes China, Japan, and South/Southeast Asia. This allows them to obtain cutting-edge military parts for HOUNDs, which are quick and light, but less durable than others. The culture is made up of mostly one race. Their people are referred to as Sal Kari. Sal Kar's history branches off from the Ottoman Empire.

Area: 20,800km
Population: 2,280,000
Capital: Qara
Gov. Type: Limited Monarchy
Head of State: National King
Religion: Sal Kari State Religion
Language: Karic
Ethnicity: People of Sal Kar
Industries: Oil, Gas
Currency: Ziyad

by Zane Fleia September 8, 2008