Fuck-Pox

Also know as herpes.

You put your meat in that trough, you’ll get the fuck-pox.

by Ya boy Dirty September 10, 2022

poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)

dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"

by nawty newbe May 26, 2006

lazy pox

Being lazy

Dude he's got lazy pox.

by Savagemanjeff2768 February 28, 2017

Wookiee-Pox

A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.

Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.

We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.

by Captain_RibMan July 7, 2011

Pax Pox

The sickness you get after going to a big convention. Symptoms vary wildly, but all stem from being around hundreds of people in a confined space for long time.

"Why didn't you come into work today?"
"I went to Vidcon last week and got Pax Pox. I've had a stomach ache since Sunday"
"ah dude that sucks, I dodged the Pax Pox this year"
"lucky"

by TheDimensionist February 24, 2021

monkey pox

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.

George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

pubic pox

A less known STD that is very common. Pubic Pox consists of small red bumps around pubic area. Also know as Molluscum Contagiosum.

"Sorry, I can have sex right now, the doctor just dripped liquid nitrogen around my cock to remove my pubic pox."

by westjesse January 8, 2009