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poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)
dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"
by nawty newbe May 26, 2006
mugGet the poll poxmug.

Fuck-Pox

Also know as herpes.
You put your meat in that trough, you’ll get the fuck-pox.
by Ya boy Dirty September 10, 2022
mugGet the Fuck-Poxmug.

Tweaker Pox

When a person who is addicted to drugs picks their face to the point of looking like they have a severe case of chicken pox.
Britney Spears’s husband showed up at her wedding with tweaker pox and got tackled and arrested for trespassing
by Tbone diddley June 11, 2022
mugGet the Tweaker Poxmug.

Pax Pox

The sickness you get after going to a big convention. Symptoms vary wildly, but all stem from being around hundreds of people in a confined space for long time.
"Why didn't you come into work today?"
"I went to Vidcon last week and got Pax Pox. I've had a stomach ache since Sunday"
"ah dude that sucks, I dodged the Pax Pox this year"
"lucky"
by TheDimensionist February 24, 2021
mugGet the Pax Poxmug.

Fuck Pox

By engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse you increase your chances of contracting Fuck Pox. Using birth control such as condoms is not a guarantee against contracting Fuck Pox.
by Dr. Reginold Goldstein August 14, 2011
mugGet the Fuck Poxmug.

monkey pox

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.
George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.
by Fowzilla November 25, 2003
mugGet the monkey poxmug.

pubic pox

A less known STD that is very common. Pubic Pox consists of small red bumps around pubic area. Also know as Molluscum Contagiosum.
"Sorry, I can have sex right now, the doctor just dripped liquid nitrogen around my cock to remove my pubic pox."
by westjesse January 8, 2009
mugGet the pubic poxmug.

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