The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it

Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes

by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023

dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.

It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia

by Rfif February 7, 2024

Dyson

When a person is obsessed by loot in videogames

"Stop beeing a Dyson steeling all the loot!"

by alewwww December 7, 2023

dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

Dyson

another word for abortion

just dyson the little brat and you wont need to deal with it

by GunfulGrape May 4, 2022

Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"

Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.

by Alex Didders November 9, 2022

Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022