Drop a deuce

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.

"I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

chunk a deuce

this happens when you take a good shit afer eating
(also see deuce)

Damn guys, i need a magazine or something, i gotta chunk up a deuce.

jeeez Adam turn on the fan, did you chunk a deuce.

by Mrskeez August 29, 2006

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 5, 2003

blast a deuce

Take a poop. poo poo butter poo

"I be back dawg, I must blast a deuce!"

by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003

slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.

That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.

by CalStabn September 22, 2005

Throwing a Deuce

Taking a giant dump, a number two, hence a deuce

Woah...talk about an unload...that dude just threw a deuce.

by Kelly September 13, 2004

snap a deuce

As above, but can be signaled by snapping one's fingers.

Snap fingers, leave index and middle finger extended after snap.

by C February 21, 2004