Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.

Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!

by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021

Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli

“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last night” uncle Charlie

by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025

Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.

Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.

by stonydaman May 3, 2021

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.

Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.

by Lairdman February 1, 2023

Camilla the cannoli

Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up

on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence

by mail a bitch number 2 February 26, 2018

Nicolie-Cannoli

An individual, preferably female, that does a wide variety of drugs, who exposes themselves to a wide variety of men or women, has no shame in wrecking long time relationships, quickly jumps to her next "victim" and nonchalantly moves on.

Brice:Hey larry why dontcha stay fer the party ayy? Larry: Thanks for the offer Brice, but i gotta get tf outta here, Nicolie-Cannoli is in the next room over, and i dont cheat i dont want my wife thinking.... Brice: Ohhhh, i gotcha. Go head man get home before divorce papers are on the kitchen table.

by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 7, 2019