Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids

Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022

Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.

Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.

by penissemen October 12, 2019

stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.

Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.

by Prick wicke March 19, 2024

Spicy Cannoli

When someone eats Taco Bell and their ass is burning the next day, and someone gives them a creampie

We ate Taco Bell yesterday so I finally get to give my girlfriend a Spicy Cannoli

by JayMaysta December 8, 2021

cannolis

commonly known as a rabbits vag

“ why you fingerin me rabbits cannolis”

by ngsjtsjfsutsitsjtsjtz March 13, 2020

Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

Nicolie-Cannoli

An individual, preferably female, that does a wide variety of drugs, who exposes themselves to a wide variety of men or women, has no shame in wrecking long time relationships, quickly jumps to her next "victim" and nonchalantly moves on.

Brice:Hey larry why dontcha stay fer the party ayy? Larry: Thanks for the offer Brice, but i gotta get tf outta here, Nicolie-Cannoli is in the next room over, and i dont cheat i dont want my wife thinking.... Brice: Ohhhh, i gotcha. Go head man get home before divorce papers are on the kitchen table.

by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 7, 2019