Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

A glass of Sammy

When one has been served "a glass of Sammy" they have been silenced for their wrong doing. It is not a rude word or meant as a insult. The name Sammy stands for justice for those who annoy others.

Samantha was so annoyed by jonathan that she served him a glass of sammy.

by Littlesweetheart March 13, 2018

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

Sammy A

Is he cute? Yes

Is he Sweet? Yes

Is he great at basketball? Yes

Is he tall? Yes

Does he make you laugh at the dumbest things? Yes

Is he player? No no no, unless it's basketball then yes, yes he is a player

Is he just adorable in every way? It's arguable but in my opinion yes

Does he make the perfect boyfriend? Yes he does {I've been told}

Does he make the perfect brother? Yes

Does he give great advice?

Is he just an amazing person?

You'll just have to meet him, to find out.

Thanks Sammy A

by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020

Samantha a la thot

A french saying meaning quite literally samantha of the thot. This expression is used quite a lot throughout eastern europe and can be used to describe anyone by the name of samantha. It is a useful proverb for those in the town of holmdel where 70% of the people speak french and apparently holmdel is where the french saying originated.

Damn bro samantha really is samantha a la thot. Did you see her leggings. Way too tight. Dont be like that samantha youssef.

by India#1 August 3, 2019

Samnia S&A

retards that make on smart retard and don't stop smiling and are just alike

Samnia S&A is the hottest couple out there....
Samnia is a word for hotties only

by SamniaOfficial April 19, 2022

samierah is a hor

Hoe* Samierah is a hoe. She dated 6 boys in 1 school year isn’t that crazy. Also she’s has a very very strong butt and stink ass pussy. Oh and I can’t leave out that part about his strong ass chin ugh. Oh and she’s a girl but the way she looks she’s a MAN.

Samierah is a hor .

by Yinsleek June 23, 2022