zoophobic

What sick fucks who rape animals call people who don't like them. Which is pretty much everyone besides themselves.

The rest of the world: "Hey, maybe DON'T fuck your dog?"
Zoophiles: Is that... common sense I hear? YOU'RE ZOOPHOBIC!

by Afro-Chan January 1, 2022

Zoopitywang

So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie

"What?"

"So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie"

by Mango_Moose April 19, 2017

Zoop

verb
1. when aliens come to take you away

exclamatory particle
1. To express excitement in a less basic manner compared to oh my gosh or yeet

"That alien zooped my ass out of Earth last night!"
"Zoop zoop bitch!"

by uglygodcheese April 25, 2019

Zoomsturbate

The practice of logging on to Zoom to get off. First rising to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic, Zoomsturbating occurs when two or more individuals join a Zoom meeting and proceed to jerk their gherkins.

Glad we matched here on Tinder. How about we take this to the next level and Zoomsturbate?

Had a promising third date last night. We totally Zoomsturbated together.

by M Boogie September 6, 2020

Zoop Doop

A swooping haircut either short or medium on the sides. The pompadour is swooping over the forehead and beyond as in Donald Trump's Zoop Doop.

That Trump has one hell of a Zoop Doop.

by Poi Boy December 12, 2022

Zoopy

The stoned version of tipsy, only more so, when the music is flowing and your memories are gone.

Hey, Fin are you feeling zoopy?

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

Loop Zoop

When you come home from the orthodontist high as balls on morphine post wisdom teeth removal and for some reason want to listen to Led Zeppelin. Only that you can't type cohesive sentences.

Stingray to Elephant by Loop Zoop, great song.

by RageCannon5311 February 10, 2022