Zookeeper

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010

zooked

Zooked- Really hyper...high strung, full of energy..

Dude im so "zooked" right now i just chugged 2 Rockstars.

by Nick December 5, 2005

zook hangover

what people get after partying with zook for three weeks...much worse than a normal hangover

he left last week but i am still suffering from a zook hangover

by zoook October 2, 2007

zookie

to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole

Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!

by JCakes12 February 27, 2008

zoomspplj

1. Probably to work
2. A forceful or speedy ejaculation.

zoomspplj is derived from the t9 on an AT&T cell phone. It was likely contrived in an attempt to spell "wrok."

Hi Katie. I can't seen to make this zoomspplj.

by Slashity January 11, 2008

zoosen

Verb: the act of sleeping while taking a deuce

A: Hey where is john

B: He's in the bathroom zoosen it

by regala December 29, 2009

zoostile

A stile on zoo grounds

The elephants walked over the zoostile on their way to their enclosure.

by Zoostile September 29, 2017