zappeh

To not show up for an event, such as a lan meet.

you wouldn't zap a lan meet for a million bucks!

by The Rest Of #Fotress.uk July 28, 2004

Zappanese

Of or like the works or philosophy of American composer, musician and film director Frank Zappa (1940-1993). Much of his music and other work related to new and bleeding edges of jazz and other experimental and surreal, often self defined, genres.

Your presentation today left everyone else sitting on earth: it was Zappanese.

by OldUncleMe May 29, 2008

The Zapata

Taking a lady out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.

William: Hey, how did that date go last night?

Nick: She was a huge bitch, so I gave her The Zapata.

by HomeDepotSlave January 26, 2010

Zapato

Shoe

Spanish for shoe.

by Shoes am not zyxwvut! June 10, 2003

ZAPPING

Changing between 2 or 3 TV channels using the remote control without paying much attention to one program in specific.

When you are seeing a NASCAR race, a movie and a musical concert at the same time in your tv and your begging "ZAPPING" between them using the remote controller.

by JORSATAN December 16, 2008

Zapple Rule

The rule governing the procedure for backseat vehicular seating arrangements. If three passengers are forced to sit in the backseat of vehicle containing three spots, the Zapple Rule applies. The first two passengers to yell 'zapple' are given a door-side seat. The remaining passenger is given the middle seat.

Jimmy: "Hey Joe, Frank, and Sam. My cousin Tim is riding in the front passenger seat, so you will all have to ride in the backseat of my 1996 Toyota Camry."
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"

by TT29034 November 16, 2011

Zapper Koh

From the lands of Runescape, Zapper Koh is an exemplary guy. He has the looks, he has the brains. Zapper Koh is a very intelligent person. Compared to the average Singaporeans, he's a genius. His vastly superior intellect had aroused the inferiority complex of many others. To conclude, Zapper Koh is the smartest, hottest man alive.

Just Kidding.

man: Look! isn't that Zapper Koh?
woman: *laughs*
man: *laughs*

by evosquall July 7, 2009