Zoop

A poop that replicates the pattern of a zebra.

When a poop is multiple colors

“Last night I had the thickest zoop”
“What shades of brown”

by Dumb rat August 14, 2020

Zoop

verb, to Zoop: poop whilst on a Zoom call.

"The Zoom call had been going on for over two hours and I just had to poop so I went and did a sneaky zoop."

by Zardoz The Great October 8, 2020

zoop

Vape or e-cig, most commonly used in scotland

Gan for a zoop eh
Whos got a zooper
Anyone got a zoop
Gee us a refil
Fit mg is this min
Wit liquid you got

by Cruickys April 19, 2018

Zoop

1. Exclamation (informal): An immediate reaction of surprised disgust or avoidance to a situation or person, especially when referring to failed (or ongoing) relationship.

2. Noun: The immediate reaction of disgust or avoidance.

1. "OH my god Tiffany, the night was going so well until he whipped out his soggy hotdog and told me to add the mustard"

"ZOOP."

"I know right?"
"Fuck that guy."

2. "Tiffany, I hope your zoop scared the shit out of him and packed that sausage away."
"Why do you keep saying, 'zoop'? What the hell is a zoo-"
"ZOOP."

by WeeklyPrezent November 23, 2017

zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

Zooped

Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.

Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.

Timmy is zooped.

by TDot Gyal November 9, 2021

AIR ZOOP

when you are excited or impressed with something.

no wayyyyy, AIR Zoop

by bonje-m March 11, 2011