Zach
There was a Zach in my house
Zach by 1325sfsiag April 24, 2019
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Zach
Zach is literally one of the most amazing people ever. He is super nice . But he is also super scumy so beware
Zach is a cool dude.
Zach by TheSmolBean May 18, 2016
Zach
The second smallest thing in the universe. Second only to sams. They are hilarious, aggressive, and somehow smart. This doesn’t make sense because he’s also a dipshit. His hair is untamed, and indescribable. He helps in bad situations, and always brings a smile
Zach by The salt wizard December 23, 2019
Zach
A sweet, hyper, funny guy who has add. Will always look out for you, and you can talk to him for hours without getting bored. Life of the party, and can always make you smile and laugh no matter what. Has a small drinking problem, and goes through girls quickly. Easy to fall for. Will always be there for you. Has the lamest, but funniest sayings. Loves to sing. Extremely good looking.
You: "I really need someone to cheer me up."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."
Friend: "Talk to Zach, he'll have you crying from laughing so hard in a couple of minutes."
Zach by NooneSpecialToYou July 21, 2011
Zach
a small child with an abnormally large penis, doctors dont know why this is a thing but its what happens when you're named zach.
"i am strangely attracted to zach but hes really short and gay."
"i think its because of his huge cock"
"i think its because of his huge cock"
Zach by yolopandarox February 26, 2018
Zach
A really great guy. Sweet, caring and always there for you. Sounds like a fantastic catch but he will ruin you. Don’t worry as soon as you’re almost over him he’ll pop back up just long enough to fuck with your dumbass feelings before leaving again.
Zach by Cortodeluces May 9, 2018