Your Mum

A moment of utter annoyance.

Oh Your Mum, I just farted and followed through.

by Jacobus Driver December 21, 2008

Your Mum

A classy lady of fairly hefty build.

'You're a good player and your mum is a classy lady.'
-bungie.net dynamic header

by stormrecon April 17, 2011

your mum

a great word, can be said anytime and never gets over-used.

D'you wanna come over my house tonight?

Your mum wants to go to your house tonight!

You Suck!

Your mum sucks!

by urmumgotowned March 28, 2008

your mum

ya mum is so fat joke ha ha

your mum is so fat she whent out in high heals and cameback in flip flops

by jammasterflash October 7, 2007

Your Mum

A phrase that can be substituted into quotes to make them funny.

"Pitiful Mortal. Your mum ends here! And your meaningless existance with it!" ~ Seymour Flux, FFX

"Gwa-ha-ha and your mum are up to something." ~ Cait Sith, FF7

"Sin is my old man. Sin is your mum." ~ Tidus, FFX

by Steaver370 November 23, 2004

Your Mum

Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.

Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.

Must never be said in front of own Mother

Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes

Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"

Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"

Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"

Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"

Person 2 -"Your mums mate"

Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"

by LukeDoggy July 17, 2006

your mum

A defence mechanism in any slightly confrontational situation that can either be hilarious if used in an innovative way or make you look like a complete idiot (hence the phrase being common place with chavs and other nonentities).
# please a your mum joke can only be humourous if you use a mocking voice to show that you are merely taking the mick out of someone who would use sucha phrase and think it were hilarious (i.e. a nonentity)

reasonably good use of the phrase-
fred: 'my word it is hot today'
george: 'so was your mum last night after i roasted her over the table (alright, gigidy gigidy!)' #said in a mockingly moronic tone

bad use of the phrase-
Ben:'did i here you got an E in english language Lewis?'
Lewis: 'your mum (wayyyyyyyyy)' #said in a hereditary moronic tone

by dan baylis March 27, 2007