all you care to eat

I phrase invented by the buffet restaurant business. In an attempt to fool you into eating less they have switched from the challenge "all you can eat" to a pussy "all you care to eat" phrase to describe the buffet.
Welcome to our all you care to eat buffet, where we've taken all the fun out of stuffing your fat face.
by djRoomba July 3, 2014
mugGet the all you care to eatmug.
What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.
Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.
by stevekracer January 6, 2008
mugGet the ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT?mug.
NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023
mugGet the big black man having sex while you eat your mom.mug.
If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact
Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard
by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023
mugGet the i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retardmug.

I’ll eat you up

It’s when a girl gives a really good Blowjob/bj
You: Have can you give me a BJ
Girl:I’ll eat you up
by F á č k š November 24, 2021
mugGet the I’ll eat you upmug.

that ass could eat you

fucking sexy as fuck, meaning their ass is so good it could eat your dick
Have you seen Lachlan. God damn that ass could eat you!
by gingerbullfrog April 30, 2014
mugGet the that ass could eat youmug.

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