Underwear Yogurt

Mark: "SHIT I CUMMED AGAIN
Dave: "you mean underwear yogurt??"
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hot yogurt

"I want to sling my hot yogurt all over Sally's face
by Jesse1234 April 12, 2009
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yogurt cannon

The divice which males posess of which semen is ejaculated through. Also see penis. A.k.a. pleasure pistol.
My girl greatly enjoys my enormous yogurt cannon. Chris was caught peeking at my yogurt cannon in the locker room.
by sykel and zesso May 1, 2005
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yogurt launcher

I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.
by C.C. Black December 2, 2007
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Dude Yogurt

Jizz,Cum or any white substance coming out of the male organ.
John:Dude i got dude yogurt all over my sheets!

Bill:Nasty, try doing that in a girl.
by Andre' Studdard October 19, 2010
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cock yogurt

One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.

Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.

The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."

"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"

"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"

"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
by Ulvain January 8, 2009
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Yogurt Male

The very greatest type of male known to man. These males will create themselves with sheer willpower and are only born by miraculous and unexplainable births. Once born, a yogurt male will instantly decapitate all people in a twenty mile radius and absorb their biomass to create a meat cocoon. This meat cocoon lays dormant until yogurt is spilled in the nearby soil. Once the cocoon breaks open, a white, slimy man will emerge and deliver pure french vanilla extract to every communist dictator on earth before eating a hand grenade splattering and into small chunks of yogurt.
A Yogurt Male has visited our nation! Many years of prosperity for Bulgaria!
by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022
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