Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.
“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”
by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020
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National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.
by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021
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Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009
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your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.
A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.
by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007
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your dads tits

The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018
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Your Nan's Tits

Used as a way of garnering attention when the attention is on others.
by Someone Unknown 45763 June 13, 2019
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