Wanking

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

by Firing looper August 10, 2014

Winking Eye

Slang term for a vagina.

I pulled her pants down and her winking eye was looking right at me.

Awesome!

by jcs6388 December 16, 2008

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

wanking

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".

My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day

by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005

wucking fasted

similar to sotally tober

holy shit i'm wucking fasted

by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004